Abe Lincoln was a Badass T-shirt
Everyone knows that Abe Lincoln kicked ass as a president, but not enough people realize that Honest Abe literally kicked a lot of ass. Here are a few first hand accounts from Sports Illustrated:
"Once, after disposing of an opponent with a single toss, he stepped to the center of the mob that had gathered and shouted, "Any of you want to try it, come on and whet your horns!"
"Lincoln even gave the notorious county wrestling champion Jack Armstrong the worst thrashing of his life one hot September day more than 163 years ago. That was the future president's most celebrated victory. Frustrated from the start by Lincoln's tremendous reach, Armstrong began stomping on his opponent's feet. Lincoln lost his temper. And a few tosses later Armstrong lost consciousness."